I wrote a picture book, y’all, and I want to give it to you.

I wrote it in a deep, dark night of insomnia, thereby kicking insomnia’s ass. I wrote it because I was weary of 7 years of changing pronouns in the picture books I read to my little boys. If you happen to be a female sheep, caterpillar, dump truck or farmer, let me give you some advice. Don’t waste your time auditioning for a children’s picture book. You’ve got a snowballs chance in hell of getting a call back.

I wrote this book because I was totally over reading children’s books that suck to read out loud.

Behold! Truck and Bunny!

Truck and Bunny picture book

It’s an emotionally intelligent, multi-perspective story that doesn’t suck to read to your kids.

I wrote it with the brain of a pre-schooler and the over-tired parent in mind.

Truck and Bunny inside pages

You can check out an online preview here.

So now’s the part when I give the book to you. If you subscribe to the blog, I’ll send you an email with a printable link to the book at the cheapest online printer I could find (they print and mail the book for 10 bucks).  And if you’re already a subscriber, THANK YOU one million times. Just leave me a comment on this post, and I’ll email the link to you.

Once you get Truck and Bunny into the grubby, little mitts of your beloved 2-4 year olds, let me know what they think. Perhaps I can feature their review in an upcoming edition.

Praise for Truck and Bunny book